139 jumps

PANTHER VS DAREDEVILx2 + FALCON!

In warp to gate Panther on scan, “Must be in a pos.” I thought, my little devil enters grid.
“What the hell, he is here!” I yelled to sofie. “In a bubble!  50km off gate” I turned my ship and looked witch selestial was not in alignment of the bubble and warped off.
“Shit we can’t take that he is obviously in that spot to kill stuff and not a dumbass that got trapped by the sling bubble.” We agreed to move on.

A neutral entered local I thought what the hell and started a convo with him. After a small chat he agreed to take on the panther with us. I figured one falcon can easily jam one minmatarian battleship, and we have the dps to take him down.  I positioned him on the gate and he gave me an X meaning he was ready for the fight. Now us little frigates needed to bait a battleship and hope we would last until the new made fleet member could get a jam on him. During warp to the gate Sofie and I we agreed on not trusting our falcon pilot he could easily be our death. We made sure to keep an eye on him.  

We landed on the gate no panther in sight. “Meh.”  We burned to the bubble and he de cloaked!

Sweet I knew we had to burn some drones first before we were able to chew on the ship, so we did.

Insta popping the drones, awesome. The falcon pilot kept his word so far he de cloaked but I saw him blinking but I didn’t take damage nor did I got jammed. The panther still had a lock on Sofie and me.

Ok that’s possible maybe he missed a jam sickle.

Sofie: “Eh that falcon isn’t realy doing his job!  I’m taking heavy fire.” We kept going for the drones just a few to go. Then I counted 7 drones on the field eh 7 and why are they all on Sofie? Sofie who managed to get out of neut range of the Blackops. But still had a point on him had just enough capacitor to turn on his microwarpdrive and burn out of tackle range! ”YEAH I’m out! But I have hull damage.” Time for me to burn offaswell, we regrouped at a save spot while I still had the falcon pilot who dropped fleet  in private chat.

Some quotes from the chat:

Rez Drazdir > oh you back stabber  :P

*backstabber*  >  hehehe

Rez Drazdir > going for the winning side  :P

*backstabber*  >  almost,lol

Rez Drazdir >  ha ha fair enough

*backstabber*  > you are good though

I totally understand he was going for an easy kill but we could have killed the Panther.

Later in the conversation things got clearer. He WAS the panther pilot!

Rez Drazdir > you must have been giggling

*backstabber* > Yeah, i was tapping my foot with excitement

*backstabber* > but i did turned on all the other 5 jammers on u and nothing, so was like what the hell. u got something anti  jamm? Maybe some implants or something?

Rez Drazdir > ofc not :D must by my lucky fluffy dice in my cockpit :P

We all 3 laughed about it, I told him to check this blog because I would write about this. A then he confessed he used one of the alts to kill blue’s from his main with!

*backstabber*  > dont mention both names please, because i do use this char to kill blues too occasionally

GnheGhne I’m sorry Sivonya / Olovkaratnik it’s just so nice to give you some credits and trouble :P

And maybe your CEO or alliance leadership likes this blog to!  Who knows!  

Thanks  Olovkaratnik aKa Sivonya that was awesome!

Have a nice camp!

-Rez Drazdir

PS: Dont stress guys n girls sofie's devil is already repaired! tnx to an offline fitted RR ;) 

Death of a traveling salesman

`Badger Mark II, just jumped out of system through this gate!`
My trusted wingman and only fleet member told me.
Damn, just left that gate and still in warp to save spot to do a system scan.
As Rez jumped after the Caldari industrial I turned my hull 180 degrees to blast back.
First gate was en regional, het badger warped of to another gate and Rez followed.
We did what these ships are for `intercept` and intercept we did.
Two jumps later Rez  used the gate 1 second after the slow industrial jumped through.
“He is still in cloak”
He said giving me green light to jump thrue to them.
Moments later he decloaked, insta point, rage logg off.
What a cowerd, what an idiot, if he had loggofskie in is blood, why not log off in warp?
He knew we were following him.
Any way, it was a 164 mill loss for him, 51 mill dropped.
The two little daredevils sniffed at the badger carcas...

Useless junk, only Drone loot, just shiny stones, we don’t need that.
Light the bloody wreck!

Don't fly so save!!
Sofie Black

SINGALONG

Big risks for awesome kills (?)

Finaly after bit more then a week lurking around the same sytems we had time to make some distance.
We dived back in to 0.0 in to The Spire. Again pilots shooting npc's on scan!
With astroid on D-scan we hunt them down to bad only wrecks on grid no ships to kill.
I went after a thanatos i scanned in an anomaly.  No way we can take one down but at
least we can have some giggles out of it.  You never know what happens there
is always a chance the pilot is afk, making coffee or what ever (i dont care)
To bad i found only wrecks. 8 jumps of clear systems we got in station systems
were we had stuff on scan! We noticed a mega slowly following our route close behind us.
WE were betting on a railfitted npc raping pvp failing fit. There he was! gate activation!
the pilot showed in local, megatron decloaked. We were on top of him like fat kids on a cookie jar
he entered armor before he got a lock on us. God i love the dps on these ships. Orbited close range
no way a rail fitted ship could hit me now. Wot? blasters! GTF...O o im down.
Oh well nice try. *points up to the bog title*
-Rez Drazdir-

“Never underestimate the Fail power of Stupidity”

After a lot of systems with drakes warping to safety to their posses we came to a lowsec zerosec system. The region gate was already nicely bubbled to catch everything coming from celestials. Fitted

With scramblers sling bubbles are our best friends. They look pretty and are deadly for anyone not prepared for it. And omg so much people were not prepared. We took advantage and hung around for some time. Days actually because, Sofie and me were not able to logon on the same time. At one day I camped for 15 minutes scoring 12 kills, all noobships shuttles t1 frigates and pod’s.

I met Mr Woodworker, member of our ex-alliance morsus mihi. I joined in on a couple kills bunch of crap and got one shot on a drake he took down with his fleet member. Tnx Mr Woodworker Bff J

It’s so much more fun to kill an arrogant basterd.  In this case he was flying a galente shuttle.

Sofie and I were able to get online late at night and decided to hang around the gates again.

We had multiple kill mail’s to be had flying around. We landed at the shuttles exit gate just behind him. He of course managed to warp off. Yelling in local we fail at hanging bubbles with some insults.

Spam only flames my will to kill him but calm I reacted, that he has to check the info on the bubbles

Than look at my info.  His response was again an insult. ‘Lame’ 30seconds later we were killing a heron in those slingbubbles. Mr shuttle pilot managed to warp in to the ‘fail’ bubbles for the second time. And he got away again; we were kind of busy with the heron.  Again insults in local how fail we were.

I don’t mind that, I was betting on his stupidity to warp him in a bubble again. Guess what!

There he was 1km from my daredevil with blinky tackle mods. We waited a bit before we shot him just for the fun of it. [Local: mr shuttle: “oh oh… “] we lol’d and killed his ship and pod. “Never underestimate the Fail power of Stupidity”     

Right time to get in lowsec fit an offline remote repair. Sofie and I got out of that dominix fight with armor on 50% and with no local repair I brought up an alt with logistics. Time to move on I want

Battleship kills had enough 1 shot death ships.  

-Rez Drazdir

Day 1

3 august 2011

We knew in what ship we were going to leave: Dardevils!!

With a identical fit we had a combined DPS of 880

First kill? Rez shot a noobship and the pod to bits hanging in jump range of the gate.

One moment you see a wave in local, the next you wake up in a smoky hanger.

Day 2

Damn jump lag!

Rez agressed a Dramiel, while I was haning on the other side of de gate in case it would jump.

The idiot shot back a Rez and I jumped in, but as you may have guessed, gate lag! :(

No Mr. Dramiel you not invincible! On the other side I found a smoldering wreck and an apologizing

brother, `It happend so fast, it was dead before I knew it.`

O, well shit happens.

The next encounter was a lot more exciting,

a Dominix jumpt in and de-claokt 16 km away from me.

First there was confusion, `Are we..?`

I did not wait for a response I already mist a kill and we did not call it the Against better judgement tour for nothing.

I closed my eyes and with a `so help me god` on my lips and my foot on the gas I burnt to the Domi, that did not seem to go anywhere, at least not fast.

With my trusted brother in my wake I grabt ‘mister forehead’ with my scram.

Before he could lock one of us his shield was already dripping from is fat body like hot wax.

His Armor was next, and it was going fast, surprisingly fast!

The word `bait` had already mentioned, but we would be fast enough the use the `get the fuck out` rule.

Unfortunately AV Stig (the Domi pilot) did not need friends, smart bombs and heavy drones were a little bit to much.

GTFO!...

                                                                                              Dont fly so save!!

                                                                                                                      Sofie Black

The Plan

So, New Eden is a really big place.

We all know that.

I remember the first time I used the option in the star map to see witch star systems I had visited in the 3 years I had been playing.

Answer: not much!

After living in Wicket Creek and after that Deklein and Tribute, a lot of New Eden was still one big not-ever-bin-there-land.

Now I can hear you thing, `its the same kind of stars, same kind of asteroid belts, same kind of moons` I know, I really do.

Still, it made me think, so much space, so much people that live in it.

Soon enough I realized that in different corners of the universe there are different ways of doing things. Like the way to command a fleet, I’m not talking about the 500+ ones, but the corp size fleets. Different alliances have different rules.

Different parts of New Eden even have there own slang.

What one will call a `Tacktical Spot` an other will call a `Ping Point`, interesting!

Wouldn’t it be great experience a little of  every part of Eve?

Problem is, you are always somebodies enemy.

And I don’t really feel like joining every Alliance in the game, I rather fly a Drake then joining Pandamic Legion.

`But what if we embrace the role of enemy and tour around Eve.`

I told my brother Rez the idea and he thought it was great.

Two `Lone Wolfs` hunting for prey with entire Eve as hunting ground.

The idea is to visit the 0.0 regions counter clock wise, making it un-save.

We will drop our skill clone in low-sec regions along the way.

This will not be a race, we are going to kill people!